Intergalactic Sex Dating Tips

If you are new to dating sex goddesses from outer space, then these tips may prove very useful to you:

  • Always date humanoids, unless you are prepared for some real surprises.
  • Remember that some space goddesses are more than one million years in advance of earth girls: spiritually, physically, and sexually. Be prepared for exhilarating experiences beyond your wildest ken.
  • Always treat your sex dates with love, compassion and friendliness.
  • Sex goddesses from the farthest galaxies are generally more advanced in sexual inventiveness than those closer to the Milky Way, because those galaxies are older than the nearby ones.
  • The best sex goddesses never want anything from you but your you know what!
  • Religion doesn’t matter to sex goddesses, but most of them are Trinitarian.
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