http://cordei.com Wed, 23 May 2012 23:37:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cordei.com/2012/03/12/intergalactic-sex-dating-tips/ http://cordei.com/2012/03/12/intergalactic-sex-dating-tips/#comments Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:59:04 +0000 rstrst http://cordei.com/?p=5709 If you are new to dating sex goddesses from outer space, then these tips may prove very useful to you:

Always date humanoids, unless you are prepared for some real surprises. Remember that some space goddesses are more than one million years in advance of earth girls: spiritually, physically, and sexually. Be prepared for [...]]]> If you are new to dating sex goddesses from outer space, then these tips may prove very useful to you:

• Always date humanoids, unless you are prepared for some real surprises.
• Remember that some space goddesses are more than one million years in advance of earth girls: spiritually, physically, and sexually. Be prepared for exhilarating experiences beyond your wildest ken.
• Always treat your sex dates with love, compassion and friendliness.
• Sex goddesses from the farthest galaxies are generally more advanced in sexual inventiveness than those closer to the Milky Way, because those galaxies are older than the nearby ones.
• The best sex goddesses never want anything from you but your you know what!
• Religion doesn’t matter to sex goddesses, but most of them are Trinitarian.

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